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Post by Hannibal King on Jul 20, 2005 14:49:40 GMT -5
"I cant believe you let that ugly frog-faced Sorceress touch you like that, Vandos." He croaked with laughter. "And then that shit-faced shit-eating daughter of hers. I dont get why you just didnt drop kick her fucking ugly ass." He shook his head. "I guess maybe because she was kicking your ass, literally." He turned with an amused smile on his face, heading down the path into town. There were sounds of clanking on the cloak he was wearing, and it was obvious there was many vials in the pockets. He had a few scars on his face and arms, but it did not deter him from smiling as always. His mood was light and cheery, eventhough he had just encountered many dangers with Vandos and Leyna.
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Post by Vandos Zanlaraniel on Jul 20, 2005 14:53:47 GMT -5
"And if you were any better with that ogre of an old lady! If I didn't know any better, you were attracted. I however, needed to use my suave moves to make sure they at LEAST were caught off guard a bit. When you have it, you use it." He laughed and shook his head, punching Hannibal on the shoulder. There was a scar that ran the length of his arm and his leg was wrapped up in some leaves. "Least I wasn't the one who went crying like a baby on that cliff." He put the back of his hand to his forehead. "Vandos! Vandos! Oh save me Vandos!"
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Post by Hannibal King on Jul 20, 2005 14:57:46 GMT -5
He scoffed and crossed his arms. "Fuck that, you aint got shit. I think she just felt pity when she saw you naked in the ravine, with what 'little' gifts you have." He laughed hard. "I was not running to you, I was looking for Leyna, and unfortunately I only found you. But I was NEVER attracted to thet ugly, shit slinger. Did you see her pants? It was full off skid marks, and.." He shivered. "I think I'll need to take a long 3 day shower after having witnessed those saggy breasts of hers."
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Post by Vandos Zanlaraniel on Jul 20, 2005 15:02:28 GMT -5
He laughed loudly. "Call it little if you wish. It's just your way of excusing the truth that it's what your lovely daughter has full reign over." He grinned proudly. "All night, every night, in any ravine she so chooses." Nodding, he jumped up and gripped onto Hannibal's shoulders. "Go on, I'm tired. Go. And I'll need a FEW showers after you puking all over me. Good thing my shower's BIG, if you know what I mean. And if you don't, ask Mae."
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Post by Hannibal King on Jul 20, 2005 15:05:06 GMT -5
He clenched his teeth and shook Van off of him. "We spoke about this before. I dont want to hear what you and Mae do. And another thing, whenever the house gets finished and you guys come, make sure to keep the noise to a minimum, last thing I need is to be scarred from sex, because my baby girl and her ugly.." He grinned and chuckled, "...boyfriend are getting it on."
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Post by Vandos Zanlaraniel on Jul 20, 2005 15:12:53 GMT -5
"You're the one who said someone mistook us for brothers. And that happened again when we were out there you know. Disturbing really, since you'll be my, father-in-law one day." He laughed and got off of Hannibal. "Closest thing I've had to a father in a long time you are." Shaking his head, he tripped Hannibal and then winced, looking at his leg. "It's still in some pain, you know that? How's that thing on your back? And on your further down backside" He laughed and shook his head. "I told you that the lake had leeches and other small creatures. I'll never forget the day I swatted leeches off your bare hide." He broke out into a fit of laughter."Wait till I tell Mae and Lucifer!"
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Post by Hannibal King on Jul 20, 2005 15:18:18 GMT -5
"Hey, I think it's the beards that got people thinking we're brothers. Frankly, I'm much handsomer than you are. You're scragglier and too damn...I dont...eww" He chuckled. "You make it seem like you saw something unpleasant, admit it, you like my body." He shook his head. "Better you seeing it, than that Salaz, I fucking swear he's a queer." He just shook his head. "Give a Slayer a break, I thought they were bits of chocolate, I WAS drunk, THANKS to you, Vandos." He looked at him. "And dont you DARE tell Lucifer or Mae. They dont need to know that. But dont worry about my wounds. Had the only good-looking member of thr trio look at'em." He looked at a sign that said Shadowed Redemption Hollow' and smiled. "But how's that nasty gash along your inner thigh? That shit just looked beyong brutal. I dont think those Vulture Monsters liked your demonic scent." He stopped for an instant. "That's the oddest thing I've ever heard you, 'closest thing you got a father' given that I'm way younger than you but, if that's how you feel son, I'll treat you as such." He chuckled.
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Post by Vandos Zanlaraniel on Jul 20, 2005 15:23:07 GMT -5
"I'd like that actually. To be treated like a son now and again, even if I could be your grandfather three times over." Laughing, he shook his head. "Don't remind me about those stupid birds. I killed them and we ate like kings, but, seriously, they really got me good. And how's your shoulder? I did the best I could to keep it set. It doesn't look uneven." He smiled and then yawned slightly."I can't help it that you take one sip of demonic drink and go right into loony land. But I admit, I gave you some pretty strong stuff."
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Post by Hannibal King on Jul 20, 2005 15:26:02 GMT -5
"Shoulder's fine, I feel no pain, even if I get the sensation I'm like huncked shoulder, or some shit like that." He could see the buildings in town, and a certain sadness came over him that the adventure was over now. "Hey, I've got no choice BUT to treat you like a son. Maezyl's crazy about you." He just, smiled. "Strong or not, that shit was good and I want some more, but those birds, yeah they were good, especially the scorched beaks....Well we're back."
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Post by Vandos Zanlaraniel on Jul 20, 2005 15:29:02 GMT -5
"We could always go somewhere else you know. I'm sure Lucifer can live for another week." Part of him was a bit saddened now that he was back. Despite everything, he had enjoyed the time and fighting spent with Hannibal. When it came down to it, the man was really an old softy, and he admired that in the guy. "And if you want more, just come by later. I've got a ton in Cerberus' cellar. It's huge."
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Post by Hannibal King on Jul 20, 2005 15:34:22 GMT -5
"Not right now, I want to give this to Lucifer. I mean we still have the rest of our lives for another adventure. But if worst comes to worst we can go again, and to avoid the nagging of Mae and Nai, we could create our own kidnapping." He laughed, and hit Van on the shoulder. "Hell, that sounds like a plan, that shit was good. But ya gotta introduce me to your friend first, wouldnt feel right just showing up and drinking his stuff. I feel bad about shit like that....well sometimes, cos I did not mind eating all of Shit Slingers pot roast."
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Post by Vandos Zanlaraniel on Jul 20, 2005 15:38:24 GMT -5
"Not all of it's his, but yeah, you guys can meet. He'll take to you right quick, and he's nice enough. Calmer than I am I think. But he's awesome with a crossbow. Uses poisonous arrows. Might of heard of him. Cerberus Zotithla. Our own kidnapping huh? Mae's too smart, she'd find out, and then I'd have to blame you for everything." He laughed and nodded. "Yes, save Lucifer. Forgot." He gave Hannibal a joking look. "So, we can actually go on another one of these? The two of us? You actually want to go on another with ME? Probably just because I can make the fireballs."
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Post by Hannibal King on Jul 20, 2005 15:44:49 GMT -5
"Cerberus.." He ran his hand over his beard. "Oh fuck yeah, I've heard of him. He's supposed to be an ace with most fucking weapons, especially that crossbow you mentioned. Aint he your bounty hunting buddy?" He smiled, and nodded. "Yeah, Mae's such a smart girl, then she'd kill us both, cos even if you did blame it on me..well you know how she gets." He laughed. "But we could save the kidnapping scheme for later on, like an emergency. Cos as much as I love Mae and Nai, we're bound to have to deal with some of their emotional strife, and constant nagging, and right then BAM! Hannibal and Van got kidnapped by like a race of gorgeous Amazonian Goddesses." He laughed long and hard. "Wouldnt have mentioned it otherwise. We could case threefold the damage we just did. Me and my son-in-law, and then maybe we can take your and Mae's kids when they come along, I'm hoping she has at least one boy, boys night out and shit, you know?" He walked into town noticing something that wasnt there before and he mumbled, "...hope they make good chicken on a stick.."
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Post by Vandos Zanlaraniel on Jul 20, 2005 15:47:51 GMT -5
"What's wrong?" He looked over to where Hannibal was now staring. "What? They get rid of your favorite candy or something?" He laughed and then looked around and spotted some demons looking at him silently. Yeah, I'm with a Slayer, he thought to himself and watched as they turned, disgusted by him. Rolling his eyes, he put his attention back to Hannibal. "Yeah, Cerberus IS awesome with most weapons. Hand him something and he's got it under his control in seconds."
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Post by Hannibal King on Jul 20, 2005 15:52:33 GMT -5
"Nah, they just got some kind of new restaurant. They work fast. They better have some good food," He eyed the demons and laughed. "Dont seem like demons like me much, except for you and Ley." He shrugged. "Oh well, I can handle that." He dug into his pocket and just flicked a coin into the air, constantly. "I'd like to meet him, he's sorta like legend with us folk. Just like you are." He patted his back. "Still hear people talking about that great escape from the 20 member clan of giants. I've seen'em, huge and ugly sons of bitches."
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